A friend of mine showed me a site called People of Walmart. You do not know the horror that she has unleashed upon you. Ohhhhh, you KNOW this is going to be inappropriate.
I love Flounder... but your anime convention is in another Walmart.
As long as we're making Mario references...
Hey Toad! Is the princess at the anime convention?
Shopping carts now come with a baby airbag... only at Walmart.
The only "girl" I have is my car... I was wondering who dented the exhaust pipe.
Who knew the Predator had children that looked human? Kids going to be traumatized.
Are you trying to imply your dick is so big it can't fit in your pants? Or did you just suddenly lose a lot of weight in 10 seconds? Or are you just too dumb to know how to use that belt?
I hear Ford is working on a new line of cars. This is the first one... it's called the Walmartmobile.
Hey sweety, you remember our weddin'? I sure do, that Walmart is so special to me.
1: Your boots cover more of you then the entire rest of your outfit.
2: Your bra is supposed to go STRAIGHT across your back, not go up above your shoulder blades!
And on the other end of the spectrum we have somebody that just needs to wear a bra in general before a basketball player mistakes her cleavage as the hoop.
This has been Gwen. Your pissed off, ranting redhead. And welcome to Walmart.
~Walmart isn't mine... obviously.