Stuff that just happens in my life is not going to get posted on here much. Why? Because it’s generally not funny.
THE GODS OF LASAGNA ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!
I was in my damn kitchen, making a damn lasagna, and they tried to drop my kitchen’s damn light covering on my damn head!!!!! Damn… did I say damn enough? Damn-it I’m not sure.
They’re trying to kill me for blasphemy! I put feta cheese on the lasagna, so, in their divine VENGENCE they decided to drop a 5lb chunk of glass upon my head!
There was a pop! And then the light got brighter and THUD! And the Gods of the Unholy Lasagna missed!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU MISSED DO YOU HEAR ME!?
Oh damn… lasagna lightning… BOOM!
This has been Gwen, your damn pissed off, ranting redhead. And this post was brought to you by damn blunt force head trauma.